> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://jasontucker.blog/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng - URL: https://jasontucker.blog/f3ll0wsh1p-of-teh-r1ng/ - Published: 2004-06-28T09:15:59.000Z - Updated: 2004-06-28T09:15:59.000Z - Author: Jason Tucker - Tags: #wordpress unless you have played counterstrike for hours on end, or if you text message all the time, you might not get this without your n00b decoder ring 🙂 \[At Bilbo’s 111th Birthday\] Merry: “Omg, I pwn” Pippin: “Sif, I pwn” \*\*Rocket goes off Gandalf: “Pwned!” Bilbo: “This = shiz, bai foos” Bilbo has left the server Frodo: “\*\*\*!?” \[later, in Bag End\] Gandalf: “Give teh ringz0r to Frodo” Bilbo: “Sif! It r precious!” Gandalf: “STFU NOOB!!!” Bilbo: “ok” Gandalf has logged on as admin Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire \*\*Later Gandalf: “Show me teh ring, foo!” \*\*Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back Gandalf: “OMGZ, it R teh ring!” Frodo: “\*\*\*?” Gandalf has logged on as admin Frodo has been kicked from The Shire Sam has been kicked from The Shire \[At Isengard\] Gandalf: “sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!” Saruman: “Foo! U R teh noob!” Gandalf: “\*\*\*?!” Saruman: “Sauron pwns joo!” Gandalf: “Sif, I R leet” \*\*Sarumon beats the \*\*\*\* out of Gandalf Saruman: “Pwned!” \[on the road to Bree\] Merry: “look foos, shrooms!” Pippin: “Woot! Shrooms!” Frodo: “Ph34r!” Sam: “Shrooms!” Frodo: “PH34R!1!1” \*\*black rider stops, sniffs, goes past Frodo: “OMG, packetloss!” \[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony\] \*\*Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips Frodo has left the server Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: “OMGz, dc’d” Aragorn: “OMG, noobz” \[at Weathertop\] Merry: “Mmm, shrooms!” \*\*MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!! Frodo: “Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz” \*\*the black riders attack Merry: “OMG!!!” Sam: “O.M.G!!!11” Pippin: “\*\*\*” Frodo has left the server \*\*head nazgul stabs Frodo’s ghost Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: “\*\*\*… hax!” \*\*Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand Aragorn: “PH34r!!!!!!” Merry: “LOLOL flamed! ” \[on the road to Rivendell\] Aragorn: “ZOMG!Arwen!” \*\*Arwen rides up Aragorn: “A/S/L? Wanna net secks?” Arwen: “Sif! \*\*\* is up with Frodo?” Sam: “teh leet Hax0r ” Arwen: “Firewall?” \*\*Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell. Arwen: “PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!” \*\*nazgul start to cross Arwen: “LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!” \*\*the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away Warning: Connection Problems Detected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected Arwen: “Pwnt” \[at the Council of Elrond\] Gimli: “dwarves pwn!” Legolas: “Sif, Elves pwn!” Boromir: “OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!” Elrond: “STFU tards!!1!” \*\*Frodo puts the ring on the plinth Gimili: “Sif ring pwns all!” \*\*Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters Elrond: “\*\*sigh, noob” \[Frodo meets up with Bilbo\] Bilbo: “OLOL, me = 10th level thief!” Frodo: “OMG, u r teh pwn!” Bilbo: “Do u still have teh ringz0r?” \*\*Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring Bilbo: “OMG u tard, I want to TK you!” Frodo: “sif!” Bilbo: “ph34r my mithril” \[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell\] \*\*Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains Legolas: “ZOMG, leet gfx!” Gimli: “I R dropping frames! FFS” \*\*There’s an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf Gimli: “Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1” Gandalf: “\*\*Sigh. Moria?” Gimli votes to change map to Moria Votes 4 of 4 required Legolas: “lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!” \[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria\] Gandalf: “FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?” \*\*The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks! Frodo: “OMG! ph34r!” Boromir: “GL HF” Aragorn \[broadsword\] guardian Legolas \[arrow\] guardian Gandalf: “gg” \[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria\] Gimli: “OMG!!!! PWNED!” \*\*After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well Gandalf: “teh bookz0r has some clues!” \*\*Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well Gandalf: “OMG! noob!” Merry: “d’oh” \*\*The fellowship hears the ork drums Boromir: “\*\*\*?” Aragorn: “\*\*\*?” Frodo: “…” Gandalf: “Oh ffs >.<" \*\*the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!" Aragorn \[broadsword\] ork Gimli \[axe\] ork Legolas \[arrow\] ork Aragorn \[broadsword\] ork Aragorn \[broadsword\] ork Boromir \[broadsword\] ork Gimli \[axe\] ork Gimli \[axe\] ork ork: "OMG! h4x!" Gimli: "pwned"! Legolas \[arrow\] ork Legolas \[arrow\] ork Legolas: "lol!!" Boromir \[broadsword\] ork Gimli \[axe\] ork Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas \[arrow\] ork ork: "ffs, wallhax!" \*\*The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors Gandalf: "Oh ffs!" Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!" Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!" \*\*Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo Sam: "OMG!" Gandalf: "OMG!" Aragorn: "omg, pwn!" \*\*Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head Legolas \[arrow\] cavetroll Ork: "OMG! PWNED!" Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs" \*\*The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!" \*\*A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!" Gandalf: "OMG!" \*\*The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows. Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!" Legolas \[arrow\] ork Legolas \[arrow\] ork ork: "AIMBOT!" ork: "turn it off!" Legolas: "lolol!" \*\*The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!" Balrog: "\*\*\*?" Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!" Balrog: "Sif, noob" \*\*Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!" Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!" \*\*The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf Gandalf: "D'oh" Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!" Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!" \*\*Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass Gandalf has left the server Balrog has disconnected \[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien\] \*\*The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!" Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?" Galadriel: "\*\*\*\*\*\*! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1" \[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river\] Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!" uruk hai: "leet!" \[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp\] \*\*Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so \*\* hax can fight teh boss!" Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!" Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers" Frodo: "STFU noob" Frodo has left the server Boromir: "\*\*\*! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!" \*\*A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!" Uruk Hai \[arrow\] Boromir Uruk Hai \[arrow\] Boromir Uruk Hai \[arrow\] Boromir Uruk Hai \[arrow\] Boromir Uruk Hai \[arrow\] Boromir Uruk Hai \[arrow\] Boromir Uruk Hai \[arrow\] Boromir Uruk Hai \[arrow\] Boromir Boromir: "\*\*\*\*ing campers" \*\*Aragorn comes across the battle Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! \*\*\*!" Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!" Aragorn \[broadsword\] Uruk Hai Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!" \*\*Aragorn goes to Boromir Boromir: "Damn lag!" Warning: Connection problems detected Boromir has disconnected Aragorn: "FFS!" \[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him\] Sam: "Frodo! \*\*\*! Invisibility h4x!" Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!" Sam: "Sif!" Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!" 3Nd!!!!11