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# Hey, I thought it was funny!
- URL: https://jasontucker.blog/hey-i-thought-it-was-funny/
- Published: 2004-03-31T10:21:08.000Z
- Updated: 2004-03-31T10:21:08.000Z
- Author: Jason Tucker
- Tags: #wordpress

A redneck is driving ’round the farm checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, “Boss, I’ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he’s stuck under my truck. He’s still wriggling. What should I do?”

”In the back of your truck there’s a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush.”

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. “Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush.”

“So what’s the problem now?” his Boss snapped.

“The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing.”