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# How NOT to write metaphors
- URL: https://jasontucker.blog/how-not-to-write-metaphors/
- Published: 2004-04-22T09:12:15.000Z
- Updated: 2004-04-22T09:12:15.000Z
- Author: Jason Tucker
- Tags: #wordpress

” It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.”

Uhhh what? ahahhaha lame assses! Check out more at the link below.

And another ” Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.”

[Schoolzone not metaphors](http://www.schoolzone.co.uk/students/exams/metaphor.htm?ref=jasontucker.blog "Schoolzone not metaphors")