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# I can’t understand what you’re saying! You’re speaking in Canada!
- URL: https://jasontucker.blog/i-cant-understand-what-youre-saying-youre-speaking-in-canada/
- Published: 2005-11-03T14:21:33.000Z
- Updated: 2005-11-03T14:21:33.000Z
- Author: Jason Tucker
- Tags: #wordpress

I jacked this 100% from JustJareds site: [http://justjared.blogspot.com ](http://justjared.blogspot.com/?ref=jasontucker.blog). I love Ali G and couldnt pass this one up.

> [![](http://www.abstrakone.com/blogimages/aligkobebryantstevenashnba.jpg)](http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/43/4782/1024/ali-g-kobe-bryant-steve-nash-nba.jpg?ref=jasontucker.blog)
> 
> [Ali G does Kobe Bryant (video link)](mms://windowsmedia.dvlabs.com/adcritic/kobe%5Fsprings%5Fbarry%5Fc.asf) \[[back-up](mms://demand.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/tnt/home/wmx/alig%5Fkobe.wmv)\]–
> 
>> Ali G :: Check it. West Side. This be Ali G representing with my man Kobe Bryant. Yo, respect.  
>> Kobe Bryant nods head.  
>> Ali G :: How many springs does an official ball have in it?  
>> Kobe :: How many springs?… It doesn’t have any springs in it.  
>> Ali G :: Why does it bounce then?  
>> Kobe :: It’s air. There’s air in the ball.  
>> Ali G :: Well, there’s air in this room. How come this room ain’t bouncin’?  
>> Silence.  
> 
> [Ali G does Steve Nash (video link)](mms://windowsmedia.dvlabs.com/adcritic/nash%5Fmp3%5Fbarry%5Fb.asf) \[[back-up](mms://demand.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/tnt/home/wmx/alig%5Fnash.wmv)\] —
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>> Ali G :: Check it. I’s here with Steve Nash. So, you was last season’s most valuable player. Or as it’s called… the MP3\. What was that like?  
>> SN :: No, I was the MVP. Not the.  
>> Ali G :: MP3.  
>> SN :: No, I wasn’t.  
>> Ali G :: You was the MP3\. No disrespect but you is Canadian. You thought you could speak English, so. Shuh up.  
>> SN :: No, we speak English in Canada.  
>> Ali G :: Don’t waste my time.   
>> SN :: Whatever you say.  
>> Ali G :: Can’t understand what you’re saying! You’re speaking in Canada!