Boondocks quote
I just finished watching the Boondocks on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim and oh man, this quote is classic:
back story… Grand Dad met up with some white hooker and hes sprung on her (he’s clueless that shes a ho). The boys and him are discussing this as hes getting ready for a date with her
“Granddad have you asked yourself why a 20 year old would go out with a man your age?”
“Because I laid my game down quite flat”
“Game? what you know about game granddad?”
“I know the game”
“Taking women out to eat, giving them free meals what part of the game is that?
“You taking her out to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits, the fam aint eating cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eating cheddar biscuits”
“Game reconize game Grand Dad”
“I reconize game.. your Granddaddy reconize game”
“Game reconize game and your lookin kinda unfamiliar right now.. I can’t… is… is that you grandad?…… Can I help you Sir?”
“I ain’t got time tim mess around with y’all I got a date. Get out the way!”
“Dont do it grand dad, dont feed her! Please grand dad… dont feed her biscuits!!!“
