I can’t understand what you’re saying! You’re speaking in Canada!

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Ali G does Kobe Bryant (video link) [back-up]–

Ali G :: Check it. West Side. This be Ali G representing with my man Kobe Bryant. Yo, respect.
Kobe Bryant nods head.
Ali G :: How many springs does an official ball have in it?
Kobe :: How many springs?… It doesn’t have any springs in it.
Ali G :: Why does it bounce then?
Kobe :: It’s air. There’s air in the ball.
Ali G :: Well, there’s air in this room. How come this room ain’t bouncin’?
Silence.

Ali G does Steve Nash (video link) [back-up] —

Ali G :: Check it. I’s here with Steve Nash. So, you was last season’s most valuable player. Or as it’s called… the MP3. What was that like?
SN :: No, I was the MVP. Not the.
Ali G :: MP3.
SN :: No, I wasn’t.
Ali G :: You was the MP3. No disrespect but you is Canadian. You thought you could speak English, so. Shuh up.
SN :: No, we speak English in Canada.
Ali G :: Don’t waste my time.
SN :: Whatever you say.
Ali G :: Can’t understand what you’re saying! You’re speaking in Canada!