Last night something bad could have been worse.

Last night Jen and I went and saw “I, Robot”.. good flick. We came home and hung out, then we went out back to go swimming. Jen tried the pool light and it wouldnt come on. The damn thing hasnt been working correctly, it sometimes will go on but most of the time it doesnt. I fiddled with it and even tried switching it on and off really fast (it would glow but thats it) nothing worked so i gave up. Jen put her feet in the pool as I went inside to go put my trunks on. I came back out and tried to turn on the pool light and wa-la it turned on. Were both excited it turned on (it makes the pool look soo cool) so we hopped in and swam around. We talked and swam like we usually do, we even went into the deep end and talked about how she can float and I cant (I’m sans boobies ya know) and then slow motion kicked in…

You know that feeling when your going 60mph and all the cars around you slow down, yet you dont but your reaction time is way different… thats how this felt.. very bullet time-esc. Jen swam over towards the light (We were both working our way towards it) and I hear her say “Ja… Jason come her…e..e…” I didnt know what was up, was she showing me a bee or what? but as i got closer I could feel this force… electrical… getting stronger. I’m thinking to myself “Shit, shes getting electricuted!” I rushed over to here, she was facing me, head down and stiff as a board (I think she passed out for a sec too), I grabbed her and the force got worse and my legs gave out. I moved my lower body towards the wall and pushed off, we didnt go that far and Jen was still motionless. She was talking and I was telling her what I was doing. Using arms only (my legs wernt working at this point) We finally got far enough away that I could sorta move again, but the “rover’s” hose was in the way (its plugged into the wall of the pool) so I pushed her over it, and got myself over it and then everything went black. The pool light went out, and the some of the lights in the house went out. The breaker must have finally went out. I asked her if she was ok and she kept telling me she couldnt feel her legs. I got us to the steps and pushed her up on to the ground. I got out and she laid there. Jen was ok and we both couldnt beleive what happened. I rushed over and turned off the switch (just in case) and we talked about what happened. Her legs cramped up like two big “charlie horses” and mine were just moments away from doing the same. That had to have been the scariest thing I’ve ever been involved in. She couldnt move and I almost couldnt move thats crazy. Thank god it didnt hit me like it her her or things would have been way worse.